Useless Government Studies
Several years ago the United States funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took 2 years and cost over $180,000.00. The results of the study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, Germany decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the U.S. study were incorrect. After three years of research and cost an excess of $250,000.00, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the women with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the German study were released, The Boy Scouts of America decided to conduct their own study as part of their effort to seem more in tune with the free thinking of modern times.. The Boy Scouts didn't really trust the U.S. or German studies. So after nearly three weeks of intensive research and at a cost of right around $75.00, the Boy Scout study reached a conclusion.
Thus they published the results of their findings that the reason the head on a young man's penis is larger than the shaft, is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting
him in the forehead.
After the results were published, Germany decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the U.S. study were incorrect. After three years of research and cost an excess of $250,000.00, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the women with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the German study were released, The Boy Scouts of America decided to conduct their own study as part of their effort to seem more in tune with the free thinking of modern times.. The Boy Scouts didn't really trust the U.S. or German studies. So after nearly three weeks of intensive research and at a cost of right around $75.00, the Boy Scout study reached a conclusion.
Thus they published the results of their findings that the reason the head on a young man's penis is larger than the shaft, is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting
him in the forehead.
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